The other day I called City Chall in Mertzon and asked: "Is it against the law to burn trash in the city?" "Nah" she replied, "Ain't agin nothing." Then I asked: "What about shooting off fire works? Cannons?" "Nah" she answered, "Shoot all you want." So understand in Mertzon we have all our rights and all our wrongs. "Nah" you say. Well, if you don't believe me smell the air after a rain and watch the sky on the Fourth of July.